Me to a POWER RIDER of the first degree on a really fancy, decked-out bike, who was totally spaced out: "Hey Spandex Ballet! The light's green!" (Russell, I thought of you.)
Yuppie dude on Surly as he passes me: "On your left, bro."
Me as I pass him a couple minutes later on the bridge: "I'm not a bro. I have tits."
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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2 comments:
ROFL!
1. Incidentally, I'm the lead dancer in the Bennington Spandex Ballet Company this term. We're doing "The Tights of Spring." (Sorry.)
2. Who says "bro" in earnest anymore?
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