Thursday, March 12, 2009

morning commute chronicles, part 19

Me to a POWER RIDER of the first degree on a really fancy, decked-out bike, who was totally spaced out: "Hey Spandex Ballet! The light's green!" (Russell, I thought of you.)

Yuppie dude on Surly as he passes me: "On your left, bro."
Me as I pass him a couple minutes later on the bridge: "I'm not a bro. I have tits."


herbstsonne said...


Russell said...

1. Incidentally, I'm the lead dancer in the Bennington Spandex Ballet Company this term. We're doing "The Tights of Spring." (Sorry.)

2. Who says "bro" in earnest anymore?